Sedi takhle Bush s Powellem baru. Vejde chlapik a pta se barmana:
"Nejsou to Bush s Powellem?"
Barman odpovi: "Jo, jsou..."
Chlapek k nim prejde a povida: "Zdravicko, co tu kluci delate?"
A Bush povida: "Planujeme treti svetovou valku."
"Fakt? A co bude?"
"No, tentokrat se chystame zabit 14 milionu Afghancu a jednoho opravare kol."
Chlapek vykrikne: "Opravare kol?!"
Bush se otoci k Powellovi a rika:
"Vidis, povidal jsem ti, ze nikoho nebude trapit 14 milionu Afghancu!"
A jeste anglicky original:
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman says: "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are u guys doing?"
And Bush says, "We're planning world war 3."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
And Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Afghans this time
and one bicycle repairman."
And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"
So Bush turns to Powell and says,
"See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Afghans!"
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