Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, how can I help you?"
Client: "I'm lookin' for a gun."
Owner: "What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun): "That one looks about right."
Owner (very surprised): "Why do you need a .44 Magnum?"
Client: "It's for shootin' at cans."
Owner (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect
size for shooting at cans."
Client: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."
Owner: "OK, what kind a cans are you shooting at?"
Client: "Mexi-cans... Puertori-cans... Afri-cans..."
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