Velky spisovatel <<
Byl jednou jeden muz, ktery byl za mlada posedly touhou stat se velkym
spisovatelem.
Na otazku co je to velky spisovatel, odpovidal: "Pise dila, ktera cte
cely svet, jsou dojemna a lide na ne reaguji s pohnutim. Dila, nad kterymi
se krici, place a skuci bolesti a vztekem!"
Nyni je tento muz zamestnan v Microsoftu jako autor chybovych hlasek.
/* Original */
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become
a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the
whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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