RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama lama ding dong.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is will of Allah.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, "Shit happens."
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again and again.
Judaism: Oyvay! Why does this shit always happen to me?
Pentecostalism: Praise the shit!
Atheism: There is no shit!
New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
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