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Posted By: pharook (dee do de de) on 'Koudink'
Date: Fri 5.9.2003 15:02.33
Title: Gnome 2.4 RC1 (Kublai) review
What's coming up?
http://www.ilug-cal.org/GNOME_2_4.html
____________________________________________________________________pharook_
"Mesic je dulezitejsi nez Slunce", reklo dite. "Protoze sviti, kdyz je tma."
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Posted By: semik (trvale neschopen) on 'Koudink'
Date: Sun 7.9.2003 17:04.13
Title: man sex
SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6)
NAME
sex - have sex
SYNOPSIS
sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...
DESCRIPTION
sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in
the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from
the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more
interesting are as follows:
-1 masturbate
-a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option
-b buggery
-B<animal> bestiality with
-c chocolate sauce option
-C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)
-d<file> get a date with the features described in
-e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)
-f foreplay option
-F nasal sex with plants
-i coitus interruptus (messy!)
-j jacuzzi option (California sites only)
-l leather option
-m masochism (see -s)
-M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option
-n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills
it)
-o oral option
-O parallel access (orgy)
-p debug option (proposition only)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-P pedophilia (must specify a child process)
-q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)
-s sadism (target must set -m)
-S sundae option
-T<number> voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer
facilities; area code prefix of 900 is assumed.
-v voyeurism (surveys the entire net)
-w whipped cream option
-W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)
ENVIRONMENT
LOVERS
Is a list of default partners which will be used if none
are specified in the command line. If any are specified,
the values in LOVERS is ignored.
FILES
/usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality
/usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates
/usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes
/usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment
BUGS
^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.
MAN AUTHOR
Author prefers to be anonymous.
HISTORY
Oldest program ever.
SEE ALSO
celibacy(1), condom(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3)
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Posted By: semik (trvale neschopen) on 'Koudink'
Date: Sun 7.9.2003 17:07.21
Title: man condom
CONDOM(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual CONDOM(1)
NAME
condom - Protection against viruses and prevention of child
processes
SYNOPSIS
condom [options] [processid]
DESCRIPTION
_condom_ provides protection against System Transmitted Viruses
(STVs) that may invade your system. Although the spread of such
viruses across a network can only be abated by aware and cautious
users, _condom_ is the only highly-effective means of preventing
viruses from entering your system (see celibacy(1)). Any data
passed to _condom_ by the protected process will be blocked, as
specified by the value of the -s option (see OPTIONS below).
_condom_ is known to defend against the following viruses and
other malicious afflictions...
o AIDS
o Herpes Simplex (genital varieties)
o Syphilis
o Crabs
o Genital warts
o Gonorrhea
o Chlamydia
o Michelangelo
o Jerusalem
When used alone or in conjunction with pill(1), sponge(1),
foam(1), and/or setiud(3), _condom_ also prevents the conception
of a child process. If invoked from within a synchronous process,
_condom_ has, by default, an 80% chance of preventing the external
processes from becoming parent processes (see the -s option
below). When other process contraceptives are used, the chance of
preventing a child process from being forked becomes much greater.
See pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3) for more
information.
If no options are given, the current user's login process (as
determined by the environment variable USER) is protected with a
Trojan rough-cut latex condom without a reservoir tip. The
optional 'processid' argument is an integer specifying the process
to protect.
NOTE: _condom_ may only be used with a hard disk. _condom_ will
terminate abnormally with exit code -1 if used with a floppy disk
(see DIAGNOSTICS below).
OPTIONS
The following options may be given to _condom_...
-b BRAND
BRANDs are as follows:
trojan (default)
ramses
sheik
goldcoin
fourex
-m MATERIAL
The valid MATERIALs are:
latex (default)
saranwrap
membrane -- WARNING! The membrane option is _not_
endorsed by the System Administrator
General as an effective barrier against
certain viruses. It is supported only for
the sake of tradition.
-f FLAVOR
The following FLAVORs are currently supported:
plain (default)
apple
banana
cherry
cinnamon
licorice
orange
peppermint
raspberry
spearmint
strawberry
-r
Toggle reservoir tip (default is no reservoir tip)
-s STRENGTH
STRENGTH is an integer between 20 and 100 specifying the
resilience of _condom_ against data passed to _condom_ by
the protected process. Using a larger value of STRENGTH
increases _condom_'s protective abilities, but also
reduces interprocess communication. A smaller value of
STRENGTH increases interprocess communication, but also
increases the likelihood of a security breach. An
extremely vigorous process or one passing an enormous
amount of data to _condom_ will increase the chance of
_condom_'s failure. The default STRENGTH is 80%.
-t TEXTURE
Valid TEXTUREs are:
rough (default)
ribbed
bumps
lubricated (provides smoother interaction between
processes)
WARNING: The use of an external application to _condom_
in order to reduce friction between processes has been
proven in benchmark tests to decrease _condom_'s strength
factor! If execution speed is important to your process,
use the '-t lubricated' option.
DIAGNOSTICS
_condom_ terminates with one of the following exit codes:
-1 An attempt was made to use _condom_ on a floppy disk.
0 _condom_ exited successfully (no data was passed to the
synchronous process).
1 _condom_ failed and data was allowed through. The danger of
transmission of an STV or the forking of a child process is
inversely proportional to the number of other protections
employed and is directly proportional to the ages of the
processes involved.
BUGS
_condom_ is NOT 100% effective at preventing a child process from
being forked or at deterring the invasion of a virus (although the
System Administrator General has deemed that _condom_ is the most
effective means of preventing the spread of system transmitted
viruses). See celibacy(1) for information on a 100% effective
program for preventing these problems.
Remember... the use of sex(1) and other related routines should
only occur between mature, consenting processes. If you must use
sex(1), please employ _condom_ to protect your process and your
synchronous process. If we are all responsible, we can stop the
spread of STVs.
AUTHORS and HISTORY
The original version of _condom_ was released in Roman times and
was only marginally effective. With the advent of modern
technology, _condom_ now supports many more options and is much
more effective.
The current release of _condom_ was written by Ken Maupin at the
University of Washington (maupin@cs.washington.edu) and was last
updated on 10/7/92.
SEE ALSO
celibacy(1), sex(6), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3)
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Posted By: semik (trvale neschopen) on 'Koudink'
Date: Sun 7.9.2003 17:08.03
Title: man celibacy
CELIBACY(1) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual CELIBACY(1)
NAME
celibacy - be celibate
- don't have sex
SYNOPSIS
celibacy
DESCRIPTION
Does nothing worth mentioning.
SEE ALSO
sex(6), condom(1), pill(1), sponge(1), foam(1), and setiud(3)
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Posted By: hlava (*****Time***to***Die*****) on 'Koudink'
Date: Sun 14.9.2003 11:48.02
Title: pine
http://www.washington.edu/pine/changes.html
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