$ % blow
bash: fg: %: no such job
Tohodle jsem nekde kdysi videl celou radu... je fakt, ze tvar mnohych hlasek
se zmenil a tak dnes vtipy "nefunguji". Ale neco prece:
$ [ Where is my brain?
bash: [: missing `]'
$ ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
bash: :s^How did the sex change^ operation go?: substitution failed
$ \(-
bash: (-: command not found
$ ar m God
ar: creating God
$ make love
make: *** No rule to make target `love'. Stop.
(jo, driv tam nebylo "target", to bylo lepsi ;))
$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman
$ man you
No manual entry for you
$ lost
bash: lost: command not found
$ mkdir Yellow\ Pages; cat > Yellow\ Pages
bash: Yellow Pages: Is a directory
tohle je funkcni treba na SUNech:
$ ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'
elvis is alive
a na zaver trochu smutne...
$ !Piskoviste_session
bash: !Piskoviste_session: event not found
JiMo:)
All I want is a warm bed, kind word and unlimited power.
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