American rapper has a newborn child. Couple of months ago family sits in the
living room and child all of sudden mutters: "Mother". Rapper smiles and says:
"Wow, she knows half of the word!"
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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and
asks him. "Daddy what's sex?"
OK, he thinks, this day was bound to come, and am not going to let my
little princess learn about sex from the streets.
So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He
tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells
her about puberty, menstruation, erection, wetdreams, ?
Then she asks: Daddy, what is a Couple? And he carries on: a couple are
two people involved in sex, but this can also be two males, where they
penetrate from the ass, or two females which we call lesbians, where they
use the tongue on the vagina..., and goes on to describe masturbation,
oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage, rape, pedophilia, sex toys...
The father finally asks: "So why did you want to know about a Couple and
Sex?
And she answers: Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of
secs...
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