Americky - lekce 1.
Kdyz si chces objednat kokakolu musis rict:
GIMI E KUK!
Kdyz si chces objednat kavu a kolacek tak se rika:
KOFI EN DUNAT!
Kdyz si skripnes palec ve dverich, ma se rict:
FOK!
Kdyz v obchode uvidis neco moc draheho, ma se rict:
FOK!
Kdyz jsi prepaden v Bronxu (nebo nekde jinde), ma se rict:
FOK!
Kdyz mijis na ulici krasnou divku, rika se:
UATA FOK?!
Kdyz na tebe nekdo krici a pouziva slovo FOK mas mu odpovedet:
FOKJU TU!
Kdyz ztratis penezenku s dokumenty, mas rict policistovi:
AJ LOST MAJ FOKIN PEJPRS!
Kdyz se chces vyspat s tou peknou blondynkou, mas ji povedet:
AJ UANA FOK UIZ JU! nebo HAU KEN AJ FOKJU?
Kdyz hledas taxik, mas se zeptat:
HAU TU GET A FOKIN KAB?
Kdyz neco nefunguje, mas rict:
FOK ZAT SZIT!
Kdyz te nekdo rozciluje mas se zeptat:
ARJU FOKIN MI?
Kdyz to nefunguje tak:
UATA FOK JU UONT?
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A ted si zkusime cele vety i s prekladem:
Kdyz te stara pani poprosi o prevedeni na druhou stranu ulice
odpovidame ji timto:
AR JU FOKIN STJUPIT BICZ ?
[Ano, samozrejme]
Kdyz si chces koupit liko jablek:
GIMI E KILO FOKIN EJPLS, MOTOFOKO
[Prosim o kilogram tech nadhernych jablek, pane prodavaci]
Kdyz ridic autobusu chce od tebe jizdenku:
AR JU FOKIN KREJZY ESHOL?
[Ano, hned Vam ji ukazu]
V obchode, kdyz reklamujes spatne zbozi
FOKIN MEN , JU EW SOLD MI E SAM FOKIN SZIT,
JU DEMT FOKIN MOTOFOKO SZITTY DYK.
[Prominte prosim, ale prodali jste mi proslou konzervu]
Kdyz se zranis na ruce, napr. nozem:
OULI SZIT, FOK FOK FOK FOK! FOOOK!
[Au]
Kdyz te bezdomovec - cernossky zebrak poprosi o penize:
GET DA FOK AUT OF HIR BIFOR AJL KICK JO MOTOFOKIN SZITY ES
[Nezlobte se, ale nemam drobne]
Kdyz stojis v zacpe a jini ridici na tebe troubi:
UAN MOR UORD END AJL GET JOR FOKIN ES AUT FROM DA KA
END FOK JU AP HIR , JU NESTY MOTOFOKIN SANOFBICZ
[Jen se nerozcilujte prosim, protoze se to stejne nezrychli]
Rceni
damage to speak - skoda mluvit
dont wake up a swan - nebud labut
relax in the living room - odpocivej v pokoji
where she married herself, here she married herself - kde se vzala, tu
se vzala
Slovni spojeni
unvomitable thruth - nezvratna pravda
welded wine - svarene vino
hand-bag TV - kabelova televize
from-under-her laundry - spodni pradlo
pulling birds - tazni ptaci
poisoning mechanism - travici ustroji
selective driving - vyberove rizeni
crotch writing - klinove pismo
guilty basements - vinne sklepy
sausage of lovers - parek milencu
goose burp - husi brk
Osobnosti
Paincelebrate Soup - Boleslav Polivka
Tunecelebrate Littlecarrot - Ladislav Mrkvicka
Martin Give-a-present - Martin Dejdar
Peacecelebrate Little-miner - Miroslav Hornicek
Fun Titman - Svanda Dudak
Springcelebrate Hedgehog - Jaroslav Jezek
Vety a fraze
she is lubricated like a fox - je mazana jako liska
all the hydrogen probably made love in the solution - veskery vodik se
asimiloval v roztoku
he vomited a long postcard on her - vrhl na ni dlouhy pohled
your eyes September - tve oci zari
she was sitting on between - sedela na mezi
I am not smelling myself in my leather today - necitim se dnes ve sve kuzi
stop knitting my head - prestan mi plest hlavu
he afterdid himself - podelal se
world champion in tanks on ice - mistr sveta v tancich na lede
Jednoslovne nazvy
half-blame - polovina
overgossip - preklep
simplegreeknes - prostorekost
behind-without-baking - zabezpeceni
meeter - potkan
spasmer - krecek
neo-raked - neohrabany
aftersteak - porizek
undergater - podvratak
ghostess - duchna
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