"I found my wife in bed naked one day next to a Vietnamese guy and a black
guy. I took a picture and sent it to Benetton. You never know."
** Franck Dubosc
"I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms."
** Gary Valentine
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
** Jimmy Shubert
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane:
Either you have diarrhoea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
** Rich Jeni
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading."
** Emo Philips
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
** Rich Jeni
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is
a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
** Ren Hicks
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