Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
the Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The
Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times
is read by people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by
the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by
people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the
country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read
by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got
big tits.
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