Autor: Tuttle (...) on 'Branice'
Cas: Ct 27.1.2011 15:38.21
Titulek: Mirne rozsirena verze :-)

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One 
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies 
   in one month. 
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. 
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no 
   man and woman are available. 
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll 
   produce a child with zero resources. 
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, 
   they'll just document 9 months. 
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to 
   produce a baby. 
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right 

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