1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One
month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies
in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no
man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll
produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered,
they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.
And lastly...
9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right
baby.
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